Jokes

Q: Where do Math teachers go for vacation? 
A: To Times Square

Q: What happened to the plant in Math class?
A: It grew square roots

Q: Why is a Math book always unhappy?
A: Because it always has a lot of problems.

Q: What do you call friends who love Math?
A: Algebros

Q: Why did I divide sin by tan?
A: Just cos.

Q: Why won't Goldilocks drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it?

A: It's too cubed.

Q: How does a ghost solve a quadratic equation?
A: By completing the scare.

Parent: Did you study your algebra lesson at the family reunion?
Child: Sure, it was a function with relations.

Jokes by: Arissa Allyana